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10 March 2015 @ 06:46 pm
having to show people around the flat you live in and want to stay in and in their heads and their words they already own it is a sh!tty experience.
metrocentricmetrocentric on March 11th, 2015 10:22 pm (UTC)
Have you told them about the crackhouse next door, the 20-stone man with a elephantiasis and a ballroom dancing fetish upstairs, and the unstable disused mine workings just below the cellar?
gemkillsurfcity on March 11th, 2015 10:58 pm (UTC)
i did, and they said 'brilliant! here's another ten grand!'

but i won't mention the mysterious dripping bathroom wall or the management company from hell. what's a new home without surprises?